I heard a story once about a guy that invented time.
He invented it so he’d never make a mistake;
One day he made a mistake
Went back in time
Corrected Continue reading Overheard
I read my own writing and laugh.
Sometimes I don’t understand it (syntax),
Sometimes I think it’s funny,
Sometimes I can’t believe Continue reading Is it cool to love your life?
I’ve made a terrible mistake. I’m going to need time to stand still for a second, so bear with me. Stop. I’m not telling time that I’m telling you. Don’t leave. Put down your phone. Take your coat off, really nice coat by the way, Zara? Take your coat off and wait. I have made a terrible mistake and now I would like Continue reading I’ve made…
There is a place inside my body’s shoe,
Where inf’nite space and time do meet and chat.
It weighs a pound if measured by it’s truth,
I passed you quick, a fault, I should have sat.
For time is Continue reading There is a place
The most time consuming events in my day in order of most time suckage.
Feeding my son.
Holding my son when he’s crying.
Picking ingrown hairs while I think about shit.
Deciding to clean the house then talking myself out of it.
Thinking about ex girlfriends and how (if I were with them) much worse my life would be.