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I Interview my ex-girlfriend.

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EX: I’m going to a meeting in five minutes.
ME: Okay.
EX: At that point — wherever you are in this mission of repentance—
ME: Right.
EX: Or, self-satisfying importance—
ME: I understand.
EX: I’m walking away.
ME: You—
EX: Mid — stupid-thought out of your mouth — I’m walking away.
ME: You Continue reading I Interview my ex-girlfriend.

Brace. Tense. Steel.

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As Herman looked over his menu descriptions — hoping desperately to finally hold onto a bartending gig that will ultimately get him laid — he noticed the 8 oz steak didn’t come with rice and beans. The burrito did. The tacos and chimichangas did. What was it about the steak?

As Herman’s final interview with boss manager Kassel came to a close — he posed the questions.
“Up-sell ’em, Herman. Bear down low, and you Continue reading Brace. Tense. Steel.