I heard you came into town today.
The beach is closed and the lemonade
Tree from all the bad weather
Dave Continue reading I Heard
I love coffee. This last Christmas I received a gourmet bag of whole bean coffee. My grinder broke, and I go into Whole Foods. It’s early, The grinder is to the right of the take out coffee place. I’ll go in, grind my coffee, and leave. The machine breaks, and I’m torn because a third of the coffee has already been grinded, and I’ve got Continue reading Coffee story: truncated
I looked in my fridge and to my dismay.. THERE WAS NO HUMMUS! Thankfully, I purchased a can of chickpeas earlier in the day and because I am sooo wild, I purchased a tub of tahina a few weeks ago. I ran out of olive oil, but no sweat.. I just used avocado oil.
Why did I come across this comment? Written Continue reading How excited can you be?
Forgot the onion at the checkout isle,
And doubled back as it began to rain.
The Monday chili wouldn’t stand a chance,
And rather to be drenched than you complain.
The grocery store was bright Continue reading Forgot the onion
First, we start with a declaration. If you don’t know what you’re doing, you can’t get what you want.
So, what am I doing?
What are you doing? Are you running, or walking? Or, biking? Are you biking for leisure, or sport? Do you bike lazily. Do you Continue reading “If you don’t know what you’re doing…”
Think not me false; for you’re fat, and scant of breath.
Words of love and affection I spring toward
My son; and think yea, I love not thy father?
Now to my poison, no more of me (I barely have lines)
The end. Farewell, I’ll finish quick and leave
The men to theirs (you all have the monologues—you the most).
I, who brought you up to know the difference
From sucking, and being the sucker. (You did not have to kill Continue reading A Mother’s Complaint