Do you have a family Ping?
I did, but it was a long time ago.
(Pause. PING is staring out.)
I am kidding. I have two boys.
I was about to say.
Here comes some estranged Confucian saying.
“Virtue above all.”
“Forget injuries, not kindness.”
“When you seek revenge, dig two graves.”
Well, that’s just dark.
Union Market. A couple is leafing through a newspaper at the counter.
Man: We should check the Weekend Section.
Man: Hi, I’ll have a double americano.
Woman: Two please.
Barista: You got it. Are you going to buy that paper?
Barista: Are you going to purchase that?
Man: Ah, no. Just looking through it. Continue reading Morning Paper
Can you excuse us for a second?
I would like to have a word with Lisa.
You’re joking. You have to be joking. I’m your girlfriend, and you’re telling me to leave.
You don’t have to leave the house.
Thank you, Lisa. But I think I would prefer to just have a conversation with my boyfriend.
There’s no need to adopt a tone. Continue reading Kill