I will be performing my solo show for the first time tonight. I am excited, scared, and confused. I don’t know what I’m going to wear. Or, if I’ll put on eye-liner. Or, just wear jeans and a t-shirt. Or, whether I’ll want a beer after. There are so many things I don’t know, but normally I’m not so amped about them. Today… with only four hours away I feel like a kid again.

I guess that’s good. I like kids. My kid gave me three pieces of advice for tonight.

1. Make em laugh.
2. If I get fearful, don’t look them in the eyes… look at the wall.
3. Make them talk about me after/Make them remember me.