What’s new with Kate Mara

Kate, hi.
You don’t know me, but I want to marry you.
This is real, Kate. This…
Yes. This is the real thing.
I don’t know you. I have seen some of your TV work.
Your film work.
Doesn’t matter.
I don’t care.
I seriously want to marry you.
Now, I’m married, which does pose a bit of an issue.
I will have to talk to my wife.
I… not really sure how that’s going to go…
But, it’s the real thing Kate.
I thought a lot about what I’d write you.
How I could describe to you what was going on with me
And… Huge. Crush.
I am crushing on you.
I’m forty. Full disclosure.
I have a cat.
Just gave him a bit of catnip, and now it’s the old 3,2,1
“Don’t bit me you little shit. Ow. Seriously, that hurts.”
But it’s real.
I am crushing on you…
I want to do homework.
Your homework.
If we were in school
And you had homework
But you wanted to go to the mall
And you needed to get some reading done for a quiz tomorrow,
And a quick homework assignment.
I would stay home, and do that for you.
i can see you at my door asking me
And me being slightly afraid of you
Cause right now I’m thinking of you circa Season 5 House of Cards
Where you’re creepy as shit.
Coming on to Francis in that dream.
Yes.
You would tell me to do it, and I would do it.
I’m do-your-homework-in love with you.
Now to be completely honest….
I don’t know if it would work.
I don’t know you.
You don’t know me.
I was in house of cards season 5 as well
But we didn’t have any scenes together.
Anyway.
Huge crush
Your face.
Your mind.
Body.
Personality.
And I do want to have you in my life as a permanent thing.
Again.
I have a wife.
I don’t think it’s going to go over well with her,
But let me have that conversation.
Give me that.
Let me talk to her.
Let me see what I can do.
She’s a wonderful person.
Very fair, warm, kind, adorable.
Brilliant. The woman’s brilliant.
Beautiful.
I think we’d all do well together.
To be completely honest.
I think we’d benefit from one another.
I think our lives would be better off having known each other.
Anyway, putting that out there.
I’m in love with you,
Don’t know you at all.
We’d probably run out of things to say at a bar.
We’d sit down.
The bartender would come over.
I’d point to you.
You’d order.
I’d order.
We’d get our drinks.
Do we toast? That’s stupid.
I mean, if you want to, I will.
But I do think it’s stupid.
What are we toasting to?
We don’t know each other.
“To Life.”
Stupid.
Anyway, I’m in love with you.

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