Pool Rules

I have been practicing new techniques.
I have been in the pool swimming laps.
When the lifeguard blows the whistle fot “Adult Swim”
I head over to the free swim area;
I practice Ninja Gaiden maneuvers.
I have a new fighting style:
It combines speed with bendable flexibility.
I have a move I call the Detonator.
I put my hands in the water
Pretend like I’m doing a handstand
Then drop the full weight of my body
Onto the area of water in front of you
Temporarily blinding you
Then I turn my fist into a knife hand
Stabbing you in the stomach.
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