7AM
I get to the gym and decide to begin my work out with some pull ups till I see some girls in the jacuzzi and decide to join them instead.

7:15AM
Had problems with my lock and realized I didn’t bring my bathing suit. These Fruit of the Continue reading The Gym says don’t stare →

Recently at a dinner party I was asked to explain my fear of bears.

There is nothing you can do. And it will come to you in nature — where if you’re lucky enough you’ll happen to be on your own, finding your Continue reading Someone Asked →