Do you have a family Ping?
I did, but it was a long time ago.
(Pause. PING is staring out.)
I am kidding. I have two boys.
I was about to say.
Here comes some estranged Confucian saying.
“Virtue above all.”
“Forget injuries, not kindness.”
“When you seek revenge, dig two graves.”
Well, that’s just dark.