
Come to the program with questions. not answers.
When you are given a note say “thank you.”
You should be reading your scripts all the time.
You should be going over your notes everyday.
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The day was a hot mess.
Angelo had squandered his fortune on high risk dividends and wild stock options and all because of the advice from some pigmy.
Sitting in the sun under a hot northern California beach the pigmy slunk by dragging his right leg.
You must hear my tale.
Angelo mistook him for a child and asked if he was lost. The pigmy stared Angelo dead in the face and spoke of gain, and profit. Margins exploding by months — not years — and a stock market filled with bounce like a pogo stick.
It might have Continue reading Pigmy →

A father and his six year old son.
Whatddya say kiddo? Want to go to the waterpark?
Oh, yeah!
Sounds like fun?
Uh-huh! I’m gonna go on the fast slide.
That’s what they’re saying; they may not let you.
Why?
I would let you; they won’t cause you’re not tall enough. They have this line and they say “You have to be this tall to ride.”
What if I’m grown up?
If you’re an Continue reading The Slide Scenario →
Elan Zafir’s misemployment of the run-on sentence