Seriously—I used to rap


Classic hits, with a
New age twist.
Tequila shot you,
But you straight up missed.

I can take the test
And give me ten points
Cause my name’s correct.


Talking real softly
drinking black coffee
light my cigarette
I’m a treat you like toffee.


Hotel rooms with
the ocean views.
Walkin closet
Filled with only shoes.
Carat gold,
With the diamond bling
And some fries with that?
I work at Burger King.
Now I’m sitting with the Whopper chopping onions and all,
not having a ball
my girl ain’t calling at all
she’s off at the mall
with some other brother named Paul
Who go get his ass kicked
Cause he’s no brother at all.

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