If I were looking for a place to live…

And stumbled on a real esate ad that read:

“Our beloved roommate is leaving us for grad school and we have one room available in our 3 bedroom apartment. We are two girls in their mid twenties looking for a third roommate to complete our happy home. The apartment is practically on top of the metro and is attatched to a major grocery store (Giant). We are also close to Howard Law school, American University and UDC. There is a Walgreens, a Starbucks and multiple restaurants and liquor stores within easy walking distance. Building amenities include a business center, gym access, free yoga classes on Saturdays, and a pool. We are on the H and L bus lines and there is easy access to Dupont Circle, Columbia Heights, and Adams Morgan.”

I would say “yes!” If it went on, however, and said:

“We are two girls who like going out but also enjoy a wine and cheese night at home with a Disney movie.”

‘No.’ Click. Close window.

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