To all men and women selling candy on the subway for their high school basketball team, or for themselves…Just an Idea


“Hey everyone. Sorry for the interruption; I will let you get back to your ipods, nooks, kindles, and children in one second. My name is (your name here), and I am here selling candy cause I’m not old enough to bartend. Seriously, I would much prefer making martinis, and meeting woman, but I’m not old enough. I have Welch’s fruit snacks, M&M peanuts, and granola bars. Thank you so much for your time.”