I am okay with both of those things being true.
Meanwhile, you were so funny when you got your YMCA card. I can’t explain it on the page because it involves physical comedy which is hard to replicate with words and rarely matches the same intensity while happening in real-time. So, here are some words for me to jog my memory when you decide to hear the full story… under the sectioned off rope, your face to the wall, him giving you directions, you thought he said “lift” instead of “left,” not putting your arms down, moving with your hands up, he said “look up” meaning the camera, and you looked straight up to the ceiling with your hands in the air and your face against the wall. Then he took another picture Claiming the other wasn’t good. Wish we had that one.