Until I can post pictures  go here to see what I’m dealing with, holy shit! It’s amazing I feel like a kid again, I want to be a kid again I want to skip work go to the mall walk around play Q-bert smoke weed eat snow cones prank call people…

“Hello?”

“Hello, is John there?”

“Who?”

“John.”

“No, I think I you have the wrong number.”

“There’s no John there?”

“No.”

“So where do you go to the bathroom?”

BANG! that phone down in their stinking faces.