An old picture of Rafael and I during breakfast. He is eating Kids First Oatmeal blended with breast milk. He hadn’t realized he could take off his own bib yet. The white cover on top of his table is still on so he was probably not strong enough yet to rip that off (as he did later). Bottom right is an album of Tubby the Tuba. A terrific tale of a Tuba named Tubby who wants more from his life than the reciting of a simple bass line; dreams of having his own solo and though ridiculed and humiliated by his orchestra, runs away, meets a frog, learns the lesson of belief in self and the power of stealing your friends idea’s and improving on them, only to come back and wow the entire concert hall. My hair is also much longer now on the lower parts of my shoulder and back.
I trained behind the bar last night at Pastis. It was frantic, exciting and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Everyone looked so beautiful. The bartender who trained me was “Pete.” I think he is from Manchester and the only reason I think this is because the bar-back told me. The bar-back is “Tony,” and I guessed he was from Russia but I was wrong he is from Kosovo. It’s important to be internationally conscious and well read, so to brag, I brought up an article I had just read about Kosovo in Time Magazine…..
Me: Ana Ivanovic. The tennis player.
TONY: Oh, yes.
Me: She just won the French Open. They say she ‘s got a pretty good chance on winning Wimbledon.
TONY: Yes, but she is from Serbia.
Me: Yes, oh, I thought you said you were from Serbia.
Me: Oh, ok.
I got out of that one. I went home and reread the article…. Continue reading Pastis
Barbara Rollins and I are heading up a single evening of short plays. We’re calling the evening VISIONS OF ELECTRIC PERTURBIA. We wanted to know if we can put up ROBERT & ANNA, one of the plays you sent me for the Rough Theatre submissions. I’d play Robert, and Barb would direct the piece. No pay, of course. The single performance is on Saturday, August 23, at 10 pm, we’re doing it at the Katherine Gianaclis Park for The Arts.
It’d go like this:
VISIONARY by Barbara Rollins
ROBERT & ANNA by Elan Zafir
PERTURBED by Ernie Curcio
I’m including Barbara in this email so you can contact each other if you’d like.
All right Elan. Hope you and the family are doing well.
Talk to you soon,
Fantastic. I am not going to get in contact with Barb because I trust Ernie as a playwright and a director. I do wish I could fly up to see the show. If you are in the area. Support, Ernie Curcio. This guy is fucking talented and dedicated. He pumps out more plays than any playwright I know.
There was a very awkward moment between 2 grown men playing ping pong. Both were muscle bound jerks (not “jerks” but that’s how they looked), dawning tatoos and wearing wife beaters. I was passing the ping pong table toward the corridor which leads to the Men’s locker room when I decided to join these two men and plomped myself down on the bench nearby. They were lobbing the ball back and forth to each other without any gusto and the only reason I knew they were playing a game was because someone said…
Is it 2-1 or 3-1?
The man in the White wife beater was a worse player than the man in the Black wife beater. He hit his ball into the neat. His serve landed off the table. He had a weak backhand and his forehead was nothing to write home about. Worse though, he let his mistakes get to him. A good athlete knows you need to stay positive. Be light. Buoyant. If you’re not making the lay-ups, If you missed your hole, If you struck out, don’t get down on yourself. The man in the White wife beater was taking his poor playing very hard. He looked like he might go home and indeed, beat his wife. After Continue reading Table Tennis
Rafael cried in the checkout line of Dagostino’s. Wailed in the checkout line of Dagostino’s. He wails and other people look. Other people look at him. Is there something wrong? Is something squeezing his baby legs? His baby arms? His baby hands? No, so they look at me. Why are you letting him cry like this? Don’t you think he’s asking you for something? Is he hungry? Is he thirsty? He’s probably tired. Take him home. This message is for you woman with panama jack hat, brown dress material made up of a potato sack, who was behind me Continue reading Ok
You called me at 11pm last night. You never call me at 11pm. You’re never up at 11pm. You haven’t called me at 11pm since there was a death in the family. When i reached for my phone this morning and saw I had missed your call, my mind flooded with the message you left. Another death, a fight with your wife, you started smoking again (notice they are all negative things because good news doesn’t travel in the evening). None of those things. You called to tell me the flight I purchased, to meet you in Burlington for our camping trip, was too expensive. Continue reading 31 and he’s still up in my grill
Becket, by Jean Anouilh, opened on Broadway October 5th 1960. Here are two snippets of reviews from a critique of the play….
“M. Anouilh’s essential theme-the portrayal of a life that ends by championing the honor of God, no matter what the cost-has nobility and exaltation.”
–Howard Taubman, The New York Times
“A notable event in the theatre, powerful and distinguished.”
–Richard Watts, New York Post
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Argentine Jazz composer, Guillermo Klein, performing Coco.
For the second night in a row my dreams have been about mundane shit happening in and around Canada. It’s fleeting away as we speak so I’ll jot down everything I can remember and make sense out of it in a second….
42nd street was a huge wide open space where people walked and there were no cars and it was snowing.
I found a ten speed bike that was dirty-silver in color.
My child got tangled in a swing.
I almost screamed out loud in order to get off the phone with my father.
My Bubby wanted me to fix her radio so she could listen to a certain song.
I met this child, who seemed to be a family member, his bed was in the shape of a tilted road, room was immaculate, he asked me to put his toys back where I found them, he asked me to make him a cd.
I had to kill these three people that had a superpower of invulnerability.
A man with an arrow in his back took a knife and cut off the arrow.
I ordered Mc Donalds for lunch, two cheeseburger special for me, quarter pounder with cheese for Tonya.
A woman was getting berated by two men from England. One was being funny the other was being a douche. She thanked me for intervening. Continue reading My dreams are boring
Unlike, for example, the 2007 Wimbledon final—filled with artistry and grit from both players until Federer won in five sets—only Nadal played with elan Sunday.
Associated Press Tennis Magazine June 2008 on Rafael Nadal’s win over Roger Federer in the French Open.
It is funny to see my name (Elan) then the word “Sunday.” Cause in the sentence it reads that I played with Rafael Nadal on Sunday. My son’s name is Rafael. I did play with Rafael on Sunday. I’m the only one in the world that finds this amusing.
I’m looking for pictures of Mats Wilander, a former World #1 Tennis player. I’m told I look like him. I found some pictures but aren’t sure how to put them on the site without a link so here’s an interview. I edited some of the article to get to the point of the man’s character. He’s smart, incisive, curt and enjoys watching Faulty Towers….
Henry Moore Sculpture near the front entrance of the Moshulu gate at the New York Botanical Gardens.