So it turns out this is the exact number of 5 year olds i could take in a fight. It is an impressive number and trust me the questionnaire i filled to extract that number was exhausting. But i do have martial arts training, my reach is fairly good, i’m quick on my feet and am in really good shape. Honestly though, i kept waiting for the questionnaire to spring up WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THIS??? but it never did. Just question after question of my military background, physical status, and strategic capacity for destruction. 31 is a lot of kids.